HELPING THE PLANET SURVIVE

FOR SALE

• Dirt
• Earthworms
• Velvet pictures of semi-naked Black chicks [discontinued]
• Tie-dyed erotica [sold out, sorry!]
• Granola (113 flavors)
• Birkenstocks w/photos of baby seals on the soles
• Non-ignitable incense
• Tiny little symbolic shovels that you can’t do anything with
• Small abandoned animals