The dinosaurs held a party

On the night they became extinct;

The prehistoric punch was cloudy

But everyone took a drink.

 

Iguanadon and his brother Ron

Played “Chopsticks” on the keys;

Pteradactyls swung from the chandelier

And brought us to our knees.

 

Barosaurus scared us

With his stories of the war;

Triceratops was flirting

With a real cute carnosaur.

 

In the morning they were gone

Leaving only large footprints;

I miss those crazy dinosaurs

We haven’t partied since!